A long, viney plant with clusters of eyeballs where the nuts and leaves should be. Eyes of varying colors, all of them looking around at different things simultaneously. But when they all snap over on to you, you begin to rethink your proximity to it, plant or no. The moist clusters of eyes are absolutely destroyed during the season of storms, laying bare a cage derived of long, needle-like thorns that will wick blood out of and away from whoever is unfortunate enough to by pricked.